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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why did the vampire buy mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

I’m in a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the Wi-Fi marry the router? Because they had a strong connection.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the watch go to therapy? Because it was feeling wound up all the time.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the scarecrow become a journalist? Because he was great at covering stories.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.

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dumbjokesJokes6 months ago

Why did the man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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Why did the vampire buy mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.

I’m in a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

Why did the Wi-Fi marry the router? Because they had a strong connection.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Why did the watch go to therapy? Because it was feeling wound up all the time.

Why did the scarecrow become a journalist? Because he was great at covering stories.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.

Why did the man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the donut go to therapy? It felt empty inside.

Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole business.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

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