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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field and had a head for brains.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why did the math teacher take a ladder to class? Because she wanted to reach the high numbers.

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dumbjokesJokes1 year ago

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field and had a head for brains.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why did the math teacher take a ladder to class? Because she wanted to reach the high numbers.

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the donut go to therapy? It felt empty inside.

Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole business.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

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