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dumbjokesJokes1 month ago

I told my smartphone a secret, and now it’s got nothing to “cell.”

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Why did the laundry machine apply for a job? It wanted to spin into action.

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Why did the bicycle apply for a job? Because it needed to get back on track.

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dumbjokesJokes1 month ago

Why did the battery apply for a job? Because it wanted to power up its career.

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.

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dumbjokesJokes1 month ago

Why did the smartphone go to school? Because it wanted to be smarter.

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dumbjokesJokes1 month ago

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? Because they wear snow caps.

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Why did the tree get promoted? Because it was rooted in its work ethic.

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dumbjokesJokes1 month ago

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

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Why did the lamp apply for a job? Because it wanted to lighten up its future.

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