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dumbjokesJokes9 months ago

Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.

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dumbjokesJokes9 months ago

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

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dumbjokesJokes9 months ago

Why did the iPhone go to jail? Because it was charged with battery.

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dumbjokesJokes9 months ago

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they might peel.

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dumbjokesJokes9 months ago

Why did the coffee bean start meditating? It wanted to find its inner roast.

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dumbjokesJokes10 months ago

How do snails fight? They slug it out.

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dumbjokesJokes10 months ago

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant.

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dumbjokesJokes10 months ago

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? They don’t have organs.

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dumbjokesJokes10 months ago

Why did the judge go to art school? To learn how to draw conclusions.

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dumbjokesJokes10 months ago

Why did the circle break up with the triangle? Because it found him too edgy.

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Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

Why did the iPhone go to jail? Because it was charged with battery.

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they might peel.

Why did the coffee bean start meditating? It wanted to find its inner roast.

How do snails fight? They slug it out.

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? They don’t have organs.

Why did the judge go to art school? To learn how to draw conclusions.

Why did the circle break up with the triangle? Because it found him too edgy.

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the donut go to therapy? It felt empty inside.

Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole business.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

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