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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. I can feel something bad about to happen.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why did the skeleton start a comedy club? Because he knew how to tickle your funny bone.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on many levels.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why did the coffee file for divorce? It found grounds for separation.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why did the pogo stick apply for a job? It wanted to bounce back in life.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

Why don’t potatoes argue? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

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dumbjokesJokes5 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.

I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. I can feel something bad about to happen.

Why did the skeleton start a comedy club? Because he knew how to tickle your funny bone.

Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on many levels.

Why did the coffee file for divorce? It found grounds for separation.

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Why did the pogo stick apply for a job? It wanted to bounce back in life.

Why don’t potatoes argue? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the donut go to therapy? It felt empty inside.

Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole business.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

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